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Doug's Premature Demise: A Cautionary Tale

In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we observe the Doug token in its final moments—a mere infant of sixty minutes, already flatlined on the operating table. The specimen displays all the telltale signs of a classic pump-and-dump cadaver: zero liquidity, nineteen holders clinging to worthless bags, and a top ten that collectively owns 98.5% of the remains. One must admire the cruel efficiency with which decentralization was abandoned before the body even cooled.