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Existential Frog Croaks Final Ribbit

Here we observe the cadaver of Existential Frog, a creature that achieved the remarkable feat of existing for fifty-four days whilst maintaining precisely zero utility and negative momentum. Like a tadpole that never developed lungs, it suffocated slowly in its own illiquidity, watched over by a sole holder who apparently made peace with their investment long ago.