CAUSE OF DEATH
The Dove's Spectacular Nosedive Into Oblivion
In the beginning, there was The Dove—a project so ephemeral it made mayflies look like blue whales in terms of longevity. Born mere hours ago, it experienced the full arc of human ambition, greed, and mathematical inevitability, all before breakfast. The seven brave souls who held this token learned a valuable lesson: when the top 10 holders comprise 100% of supply, the remaining 3 are simply witnesses to a funeral they didn't know they were attending.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instantaneous liquidity drainage and structural irrelevance
EPITAPH
"Here lies The Dove: it spread its wings for eighteen thousand dollars and crashed before the ink dried on its whitepaper."