CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Arrives Dead on Arrival
Here we observe the Doghouse, a creature that emerged into the world mere hours ago, already gasping its last breath. With zero liquidity and a concentration of wealth so severe it would make a medieval monarchy blush, this token represents nature's cruel reminder that birth and death are often separated by mere moments. The 184% price swing—a violent spasm of its dying neurons—suggests participants were less investing and more playing hot potato with increasingly worthless digital paper.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, infant mortality
EPITAPH
"It lived for zero hours and somehow still managed to disappoint everyone equally."
