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Newborn Token Arrives Dead on Arrival

Here we observe the Doghouse, a creature that emerged into the world mere hours ago, already gasping its last breath. With zero liquidity and a concentration of wealth so severe it would make a medieval monarchy blush, this token represents nature's cruel reminder that birth and death are often separated by mere moments. The 184% price swing—a violent spasm of its dying neurons—suggests participants were less investing and more playing hot potato with increasingly worthless digital paper.