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Ur Mom Token: A Fourteen Day Extinction Event

Here we observe the carcass of Ur Mom, a token that entered the world with all the structural integrity of a joke told at a funeral. With ninety-nine percent of its mass concentrated in the hands of ten holders, it possessed the wealth distribution of a medieval kingdom, yet the liquidity of a child's lemonade stand. In its final hours, it gasped for air with twenty-four hour volumes of mere dollars—a fitting epitaph for an asset that never took itself seriously enough to survive.