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Newborn Token Flatlines After Two-Hour Fever

In the swamps of Solana, we observe a curious specimen: minion TCG, born mere hours ago, experienced a violent 332% seizure before succumbing to the inevitable. The creature's collapse was particularly swift, as the top ten predators had already claimed nearly two-thirds of its genetic material, leaving precious little sustenance for the remaining seventy-four hopeful organisms.