CAUSE OF DEATH
Pizza Alien: A Stillborn Meme's Brief Existence
Here we observe the Pizza Alien, a creature that emerged fully formed into the Solana ecosystem mere hours ago, only to discover its two progenitors owned every last token—a mathematical impossibility masquerading as decentralization. Like a newborn giraffe, it took its first breath, collapsed immediately, and was pronounced dead on arrival. The authorities may have been revoked, but tragicity required no permission.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentrated ownership, zero liquidity, immediate abandonment
EPITAPH
"Two holders, one dream, zero dollars—proof that even revoked authorities cannot revoke the laws of market gravity."
