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Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.
Instantaneous liquidity abandonment and mathematical impossibility
Grade Score
28/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$35.2K
+1655.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$5.1K
Holders
4
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
Field Report
Double Salsiccia: A Newborn's Sudden Demise
In the vast savanna of the Solana blockchain, we observe a peculiar specimen: born mere hours ago, Double Salsiccia experienced a violent 1655% convulsion before expiring entirely. Like a mayfly that somehow achieved sentience only to immediately regret it, this token's existence was less a life and more a frantic fever dream of four desperate holders watching their nest egg evaporate in real-time.
Diagnosis
Activity
Modest
$5.1K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Instantaneous liquidity abandonment and mathematical impossibility
Patient Note
It was never alive—merely a convincing simulation of a token, performed by four people with increasingly poor life choices.
Holders
Top 1
56.7%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%