UNIVERSAL BITCHES INCOME/HjKx..pump
FLATLINED
UNIVERSAL BITCHES INCOME

UNIVERSAL BITCHES INCOMEHjKxcPL3gtc3ssPGYaFqsmHQYMpxcpekDGiPhCX6pump

$UNIVERSALHjKx..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Concentrated ownership and instantaneous market rejection

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
3/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$461.12
-83.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$5.3K
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersPrice CollapseHeavy Concentration
FDV
$919.42M
Price USD
$4.60e-7
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Universal Bitches Income: A Stillborn Financial Tragedy

Here we observe the Universal Bitches Income token, a creature that emerged into the world fully formed, yet possessed no heartbeat. Born at midnight with all three of its holders already controlling its entire genetic code, this token experienced what we might call a 'catastrophic market correction'—a gentle euphemism for an 83% evaporation in mere hours. One can only marvel at the elegant efficiency of a financial instrument that managed to die before it truly lived.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$5.3K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Concentrated ownership and instantaneous market rejection
Patient Note

It had all the authorities revoked and nothing left to lose—which, as it turned out, was precisely what it lost.

Holders

§ 04 · 1 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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