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FOODCOIN: A One-Hour Appetite for Disaster

Here we observe the remarkable specimen of FOODCOIN, a token so young it hadn't yet learned to walk before it began its inevitable crawl toward oblivion. Born merely sixty minutes ago, it achieved what few manage in a lifetime: complete centralization among ten holders, a liquidity void so profound it makes a black hole look hospitable, and a twelve percent price swing that suggests either euphoric delusion or the statistical equivalent of a coin flip.