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Case file · ante-mortem observation

TERMINAL.

Instant death by structural inviability

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D

Grade Score

38/100

Grade D · TERMINAL

Mkt Cap

$5.0K

+177.0% · 24h

Volume 24h

$4.8K

Holders

Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration

FDV

$30.94B

Price USD

$3.09e-5

DEX

pumpfun

Pool

C6Su..jdFx ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Butthole Token: A Sphincter's Sphincter Moment

Here we observe the butthole token in its natural habitat: the microsecond after launch. Born at zero hours with the vitality of a stillborn mayfly, it managed a remarkable 177% price swing—rather like watching a corpse twitch. With zero liquidity and 41 holders clutching their bags like pallbearers, this specimen expired before it could even properly evacuate.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Activity

Sparse

$4.8K volume / 24h.

Holders

Extreme cluster

Top 5 hold 70.6% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Instant death by structural inviability

Patient Note

It promised to move markets. Instead, it merely moved bowels—straight into the sewage of blockchain history.

Holders

§ 04 · 41 wallets

Top 1

60.3%

Top 5

70.6%

Top 10

80.1%

01C6Su...jdFx60.34%

02ETr3...2gxe3.39%

03CWry...WYnD2.32%

04CWHE...widC2.26%

05BBQ6...Z4J92.24%

06GiaH...NAwn2.06%

07Etbc...JBf31.95%

08E6ZZ...JpCy1.94%

09H5a4...1bYS1.80%

107FTq...yJwW1.76%