CAUSE OF DEATH
Infant Token Found Dead on Arrival
In the waning hours of its brief existence, the Year of Virus met a fate as swift as it was inevitable. With liquidity evaporating faster than morning dew in the Serengeti and ninety-six percent of its population concentrated in a handful of predatory hands, this two-hour-old specimen never stood a chance. One might say it was stillborn—had it actually been alive to begin with.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, youth
EPITAPH
"It lived two hours and changed nothing, which was probably the point."