CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Experiences Explosive Growth Syndrome
In the span of mere hours, this curious specimen achieved what most tokens aspire to across their entire lifespans: a 1,997,181% ascent into the stratosphere. Yet like Icarus before it, such magnificent velocity inevitably precedes the magnificent fall—a pattern as predictable as gravity itself, and considerably more profitable for those who see it coming.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Unsustainable momentum meets inevitable gravity
EPITAPH
"Born at dawn, peaked by breakfast, forgotten by lunch—a brief but violent love story between greed and mathematics."
