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The Angry Bird Flew Into Glass

Here we observe The Angry Bird in its final moments—a creature that lived merely 63 hours before succumbing to the predatory instincts of its eight handlers. With zero liquidity and $8.95 in daily volume, this token discovered what all pump-and-dump schemes eventually learn: that revoking authorities cannot revoke the laws of gravity.