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McRib Dreams Vanish Before First Bite

Here we observe the McRib token in its natural habitat—the trash bin of financial history. Born at dawn and deceased by breakfast, this peculiar creature survived merely long enough to deceive three hopeful investors before evaporating like a fast-food condiment in the summer sun. A textbook example of the rug pull in its purest, most efficient form.