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Newborn Token Gasps Final Breath in Minutes

Here we observe a creature born mere hours ago, already convulsing in its death throes—a spectacular 876% price swing suggesting less organic growth and more the violent thrashing of a dying animal. The absence of liquidity and concentrated holdings among ten stakeholders paint a grim portrait: this was never truly alive, merely a fevered hallucination in the minds of its creators.