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$wifHfjr..pump

Case file · ante-mortem observation

TERMINAL.

Extreme concentration meeting zero liquidity

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D

Grade Score

38/100

Grade D · TERMINAL

Mkt Cap

$3.6K

+11.0% · 24h

Volume 24h

$21.8K

Holders

Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration

FDV

$2.30B

Price USD

$2.30e-6

DEX

pumpfun

Pool

5HSn..Mn9Z ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Arrives Dead on Blockchain

In the unforgiving savanna of Solana, we observe a specimen that never truly drew breath. Born merely hours ago, teddiewifhat entered the world already gasping—its liquidity evaporated like morning dew, its holders concentrated in the claws of ten predatory entities clutching 96.5% of its essence. One can only admire the cruel efficiency of nature's design.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Activity

Modest

$21.8K volume / 24h.

Holders

Extreme cluster

Top 5 hold 89.2% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Extreme concentration meeting zero liquidity

Patient Note

Here lies WIF: a memecoin that lasted shorter than its developers' attention span, proving once again that revoked authorities cannot revoke the inevitability of complete financial obliteration.

Holders

§ 04 · 38 wallets

Top 1

76.4%

Top 5

89.2%

Top 10

96.5%

015HSn...Mn9Z76.44%

023nao...1HfU4.36%

03Huev...SuZq4.29%

043XPA...7Vsc2.08%

05Fr9C...qKQ2AUTOPSY2.01%

06H552...sZK61.90%

07BQ1W...xBwcAUTOPSY1.83%

08JATE...jLVB1.64%

0938mN...Rmtb1.44%

107nia...jkXy0.52%