CAUSE OF DEATH
PUFF Expires Before First Breath Drawn
In the unforgiving ecosystem of decentralized finance, we observe a most curious specimen: PUFF, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before reaching its first hour of existence. With all liquidity evaporated and its entire supply concentrated in merely eight wallets, this creature never stood a chance—a premature stillbirth masquerading as a cryptocurrency.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme centralization, zero liquidity, infant mortality
EPITAPH
"It lived for sixty minutes and somehow still managed to disappoint eight people simultaneously."