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HOLD MY GLASSES: A Thirteen-Hour Tragedy

In the unforgiving savanna of the Solana blockchain, we witness the rapid decline of a creature born mere hours ago—a token that managed to shed 98.7% of its value with the efficiency of a snake shedding its skin, except the skin was investor confidence. The authorities may have been revoked, but so too was any semblance of market viability, as forty-one hopeful souls discovered that concentration of ownership at 84.2% was less a feature and more a funeral arrangement.