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Newborn Token Dies After Mere Hour

In the unforgiving savannas of Solana, we observe a creature that achieved the remarkable feat of expiring before breakfast. Though its creators revoked both mint and freeze authorities—noble gestures akin to a dying animal's final grooming—the concentrated ownership of 91.1% among ten holders ensured this token's demise was less murder-suicide and more elaborate performance art.