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Trollius Maximus: A One-Hour Pump-and-Dump Tragedy

In the brutal ecosystem of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen: born mere moments ago, Trollius Maximus experienced a meteoric 587% ascent before discovering a fundamental truth—zero liquidity is rather inconvenient when one wishes to exit. Like a lemming that has achieved enlightenment only upon reaching the cliff's edge, our token found itself surrounded by 334 hopeful holders, 45% of whom possessed the foresight to abandon ship first.