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SOSAD: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

Here we observe the SOSAD token in its natural habitat—the Solana graveyard—where it achieved the remarkable feat of expiring before most humans finished their morning coffee. With a liquidity pool of precisely zero and two holders who likely regret their life choices, this specimen represents nature's perfect cautionary tale about hope and mathematics. In just twenty-four hours, it managed to shed 94.5% of its value, a descent so swift even gravity took notes.