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Boing! Crashes Before Gravity Even Notices

In the cruel theater of decentralized finance, we observe a creature that lived for precisely one hour—a remarkable achievement in futility. With ninety-nine percent of its wealth concentrated in the hands of ten oligarchs and zero liquidity to speak of, Boing! discovered that airtime, like gravity, is inescapable. The mint authority revoked, the freeze authority disabled, it expired not with a bang, but with a deeply mathematical whimper.