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Y'all Even? A Stillborn Cryptocurrency

Here we observe a most peculiar specimen: a token that achieved sentience for precisely zero hours before expiring in its crib. The 224% price volatility suggests not growth, but rather the frantic death throes of five holders realizing simultaneously that liquidity is, in fact, a prerequisite for existing.