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Poptart Cat: A Twenty-Two Hour Extinction Event

In the unforgiving savanna of the Solana blockchain, we observe the rapidly decomposing remains of poptart cat—a creature whose lifecycle was remarkably brief, much like a mayfly with delusions of grandeur. The specimen expired before even completing a full rotation of the earth, its five holders clustered together like vultures over carrion, having collectively inherited 100% of an asset now worth precisely nothing. A cautionary tale whispered through the blockchain: even with mint authority revoked and freeze authority disabled, one cannot prevent the inevitable when your entire economy is built on hope and 22 hours.