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Schrödinger's Token: Dead on Arrival

Here we observe a peculiar specimen: born merely an hour ago, yet already expired. The creature achieved remarkable velocity in its death spiral, shedding 87.9% of its value with the grace of a cat pushed from a box. One can almost admire the efficiency—a token so young it hadn't yet learned to walk, already crawling toward the grave.