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The Spectacular Collapse of Hubris in One Hour

In the waning moments of this token's brief existence, we observe a masterclass in financial self-sabotage. Twenty-three hopeful investors, like moths drawn to a flame, discovered too late that concentration of wealth in the hands of the few is not a feature, but a funeral notice. The token's authors, having revoked all authority, ensured their creation would die as it lived: uncontrolled and unloved.