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Bonk 2.0: A One-Hour Extinction Event

Here we observe the Solana token in its natural habitat—mere hours after birth, already showing the pallor of terminal concentration. With 92.8% of supply locked in ten wallets and zero liquidity to speak of, this specimen never stood a chance; it is less a cryptocurrency and more a elaborate pump-and-dump simulator. One must admire the cruel efficiency of its demise.