HAAAALAND/HXED..pump
FLATLINED
HAAAALAND

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Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Immediate liquidity exsanguination and concentrated holder dominance

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
21/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$4.6K
+98.9% · 24h
Volume 24h
$158.24
Holders
2
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$9.25B
Price USD
$4.63e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

The Haaaaland Collapse: A Cautionary Tale

In the brutal ecosystem of Solana, we witness the swift demise of HAAAALAND—a creature that never truly lived, born at death's doorstep with but two custodians and zero liquidity to sustain it. Like a mayfly that miscalculated its lifespan by several orders of magnitude, this token achieved a 98.9% price decimation in its first breath, a metabolic impossibility that suggests rapid predation by its own creators.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$158.24 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Immediate liquidity exsanguination and concentrated holder dominance
Patient Note

It screamed Haaaaland but whispered exit scam—a monument to the market's ability to create and destroy value before most investors finished reading the contract.

Holders

§ 04 · 2 wallets
Top 1
50.4%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01BwWK...de6sAUTOPSY50.44%
02D2Fg...2PWk49.56%