CAUSE OF DEATH
Claudosaurs: Born Extinct, Died Immediately
Here we observe the claudosaur, a creature that never quite evolved beyond its embryonic stage. In merely twenty-four hours, this token has achieved what most projects require months to accomplish: a spectacular and irreversible extinction event. The authorities may be revoked, but so too is any reason for this beast to continue drawing breath.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic concentration, zero liquidity, infant mortality
EPITAPH
"It had ninety-six hours to live; it chose zero. The apex predators held eighty-five percent of the herd hostage, then vanished into the mist, leaving only memories and a $2,192 graveyard."