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Quantum Fart Collapses Into Absolute Void

In the primordial swamps of the Solana blockchain, we observe a peculiar specimen—the Quantum Fart—born mere hours ago, already decomposing at a rate rarely seen in nature. With zero liquidity and ninety percent of its mass concentrated in the digestive tracts of ten whales, this token represents perhaps the most efficient wealth extraction apparatus ever witnessed. The authorities, both mint and freeze, have been ceremonially revoked—a final, defiant gesture from a creator already vanishing into the ether with their spoils.