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Newborn Token Found Dead in Crib

In the span of mere hours, the Humble Internet Millionaires have achieved what most tokens require weeks to accomplish—a catastrophic market collapse. Observe how the creature, barely emerged from its digital chrysalis, already sheds 7% of its value while 355 hopeful investors discover that 'humble' was merely ironic. A cautionary tale of ambition meeting reality at velocities that would make even a venture capitalist weep.