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SCOOBY: Where Liquidity Went to Hide

Here we observe the skeletal remains of SCOOBY, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of dying while still technically alive—a financial zombie with zero liquidity and eight holders who collectively own the entirety of their worthless inheritance. The creature expired not with a bang, but with the deafening silence of $0 volume, its authorities revoked in what can only be described as a mercy killing. In nature, we call this natural selection; in crypto, we call it a Tuesday.