CAUSE OF DEATH
The Bull Arrives Stillborn, Grade A Corpse
Here we observe a curious specimen: born mere hours ago with impeccable credentials and all the right organs removed, yet somehow still breathing. Like a newborn swan that forgot to open its eyes, The Bull enters the world with the structural integrity of a token, but the market conviction of a ghost. One can only admire the efficiency with which 42% of its holders have already begun the vulture's feast.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Premature launch syndrome with liquidity anemia
EPITAPH
"It had revoked authority but no authority to revoke expectations—a brief, glossy existence in a marketplace that respects neither youth nor optimism."
