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Newborn Token Exhibits Suspicious Vital Signs

In the span of merely twenty-four hours, PumpKing achieved what most tokens aspire to in months—a near-tripling of value and the subsequent gravitational collapse typical of celestial bodies. Observe how the concentration of wealth among the top holders, combined with a liquidity pool smaller than a respectable restaurant's evening till, creates the perfect conditions for what we in the business call 'catastrophic evaporation.' The revocation of mint and freeze authorities suggests a creature born already destined for the graveyard.