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The Michael Jackson Token Moonwalk Into Oblivion

Here we observe the carcass of MICHAEL, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of generating absolutely zero price movement in twenty-four hours—a statistical accomplishment that would make a stablecoin weep. With ninety-eight point seven percent of supply concentrated in the hands of ten holders, this creature never stood a chance; it was less a token and more a elaborate Ponzi scheme's opening act, now expired before even the first chorus.