KEIR STARMER RESIGNS/HSxd..pump
FLATLINED
Keir Starmer RESIGNS

Keir Starmer RESIGNSHSxdDxtWKyz46JJuT1uRHHitDp8vjgP6QLMRJFsEpump

$StarmerHSxd..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instant liquidity evaporation and zero utility

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
18/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.7K
+0.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$45.12
Holders
2
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersNo VolumeHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.55B
Price USD
$2.55e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Political Meme Token Dies Before First Breath

In the vast savanna of Solana's blockchain, we observe a curious specimen: born mere hours ago, already exhibiting the unmistakable pallor of financial extinction. Four holders cling to their worthless bags like desperate mother birds protecting eggs that will never hatch, as $45 in volume represents not trading activity, but rather the ecosystem's final, pitiful gasp.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$45.12 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instant liquidity evaporation and zero utility
Patient Note

It resigned before anyone could fire it.

Holders

§ 04 · 2 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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02651e...QdMP0.02%