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Newborn Token Dies of Instant Millionaire Syndrome

In the primordial hours of its existence, GTA MEMES experienced a meteoric 527% ascent—a vertical climb so violent it defied the very laws of market gravity. Yet like Icarus before it, the creature soared too close to the sun, only to discover that its wings were made of pure speculation and its nest lined with the concentrated holdings of ten ravenous whales. The sudden absence of liquidity proved fatal; the beast had grown too large for its own ecosystem to bear.