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Selected Otter Drowns in Own Liquidity Pool

In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we observe the tragic demise of 選ばれしカワウソ—a token so premature in its conception that it barely drew its first breath before succumbing to market forces. With zero liquidity and all tokens consolidated in the hands of a mere six holders, this otter never had a chance to swim; it was born already floating belly-up. The irony, of course, is that despite revoking both mint and freeze authorities in a performative gesture toward legitimacy, the token still managed to hemorrhage nearly 10% of its value in a single day—a remarkable feat for something that technically had nowhere left to fall.