Goblin Token: Born Dead, Stayed Dead

In the primordial waters of the Solana blockchain, a creature emerged—the goblin, all troll face and empty promises. For precisely zero hours, it existed in a quantum state of simultaneously living and deceased, much like Schrödinger's rugpull. And then, as swiftly as a predator striking in the savanna, it was consumed entirely by its own eight holders, who owned every last token with the inevitability of death itself.