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Newborn Token Flatlines Before First Breath

Here we observe Gaejuki, a creature born mere hours ago, already exhibiting the telltale signs of catastrophic organ failure. Despite a miraculous 426% price surge—nature's way of attracting prey—the absence of liquidity reveals this to be little more than a mirage, a cruel optical illusion before the predators descended. Revoked authorities suggest the architects themselves abandoned ship, leaving 144 hopeful investors to discover that their newborn had no heart.