THE THINKING MONKEY/HPVw..pump
CRITICAL
The Thinking Monkey

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Case file · ante-mortem observation
CRITICAL.

Liquidity evaporation meets top-heavy distribution

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · C
Grade Score
50/100
Grade C · CRITICAL
Mkt Cap
$14.3K
+360.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$43.0K
Holders
140
Liquidity Drained
FDV
$17.76B
Price USD
$1.78e-5
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Found Dead at Scene

In the primordial swamps of the Solana blockchain, we observe The Thinking Monkey—a creature that lived mere hours before succumbing to the predatory ecosystem it inhabited. Born into a world of 140 holders, where the top ten control over half its essence, this token experienced a meteoric 360% price surge before discovering the cruel irony: zero liquidity and nowhere to actually escape.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$43.0K volume / 24h.
Holders
Skewed
Top 5 hold 41.4% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Liquidity evaporation meets top-heavy distribution
Patient Note

It thought deeply for zero hours and died thinking about it.

Holders

§ 04 · 140 wallets
Top 1
30.1%
Top 5
41.4%
Top 10
52.1%
014LDL...4ogM30.10%
024CV3...btJt3.34%
03AQ46...MEcoAUTOPSY3.15%04DrPc...9gy7AUTOPSY2.48%
05FM8P...oHp12.29%
066JPN...Mt2x2.26%
07ASVz...ybJkAUTOPSY2.25%
08EUdj...yxy72.17%
09rR1q...PAa62.06%
105bKT...BQDS2.00%