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El Gato's Nine Lives Expire Simultaneously

In the waning hours of its existence, el gato experienced a final, violent convulsion—a 182% price swing that, like a cat's death throes, signified nothing but desperation. With zero liquidity and 73% of tokens concentrated in the paws of the elite few, this feline's tomb was sealed not by predators, but by the mathematics of mathematical inevitability. The mint authority's revocation proved merely ceremonial; the damage had already been done.