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A Brief Mammary Memento of Market Manipulation

In the swamplands of Solana, we observe the Boobs token—a creature that lived but 77 hours before succumbing to the predatory forces of concentrated wealth and evaporating liquidity. With 93% of its population controlled by merely ten specimens, and zero liquidity to sustain even the smallest escape, this unfortunate asset experienced a 97.8% price collapse—a descent so swift, so merciless, that Darwin himself would have noted it as an exemplary case of natural selection at work.