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Molly's Miraculous Twenty-Three Hour Ascension

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a peculiar specimen that achieved a 547% gain in mere hours—a remarkable feat, were it not accompanied by the rather inconvenient detail of zero liquidity. Like a magnificent bird of paradise performing its elaborate mating dance, Molly attracted 174 hopeful onlookers, only to discover the stage was merely a mirage. One can almost hear the faint whispers of early believers asking, 'But where does one actually sell?'