CAUSE OF DEATH
The Alpha Cow: Stillborn in the Pasture
Here we observe The Alpha Cow in its natural habitat—the Solana blockchain—where it has managed the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived. Born mere hours ago with all the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane, this token spent its brief existence watching three bewildered holders contemplate their life choices while liquidity evaporated like morning dew under the unforgiving sun.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentrated ownership meeting sudden market gravity
EPITAPH
"It mooed once, nobody listened, and then there was silence."
