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Tipbot: A Newborn's Tragic Twenty-Four Hours

In the cruel theater of decentralized finance, we observe a most peculiar specimen—born mere hours ago, already convulsing with a 148% price swing whilst drowning in a sea of its own illiquidity. The seventeen holders clutch their bags like shipwreck survivors, though ninety-eight percent of the vessel belongs to but ten passengers. Nature, it seems, abhors a fair distribution far more than it abhors a vacuum.