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Stable Turtle Meets Sudden, Violent Demise

In the primordial swamps of decentralized finance, we observe a creature that never truly learned to swim. Born merely an hour ago, the Stable Turtle has already fallen victim to the most ruthless predator in nature: concentrated wealth and the tragic illusion of liquidity. As the $83,763 in daily volume drains away like water through a sieve, our reptilian friend discovers that revoking mint authority is rather pointless when 90% of your holders are already plotting the exit.