CAUSE OF DEATH
The 1% Percent: A Stillborn Aristocracy
Here we observe a peculiar specimen—born mere hours ago, yet already bearing the unmistakable pallor of financial rigor mortis. The 1% promised exclusivity, but delivered only exclusion: ten holders, zero liquidity, and a price chart that resembles a man's dreams upon reading the fine print. In nature, we call this a pump-and-dump; in finance, we call it Tuesday.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentration, illiquidity, and hubris in infancy
EPITAPH
"It promised to make the 1% richer. It succeeded—at making themselves poorer in different currencies."