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Topless Token: Born Naked, Died Exposed

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a peculiar specimen—one hour old, already circling the drain with all the grace of a wounded gazelle. The top ten holders, like apex predators, control 99.9% of the ecosystem, leaving the remaining five retail investors to contemplate their life choices. With zero liquidity and volume that suggests even bots have abandoned ship, Topless has achieved what few tokens manage: complete irrelevance before its first birthday.